The Craziest Birth Ever
Seriously, You’ll Get A Kick Out Of This.
This morning I woke up laughing. Have you ever had a dream so
vivid yet so crazy that it just made you laugh? Well thats what
happened to me at 9:30am this morning.
We are just getting to know each other, so I want to introduce my
wife and 6…count them 6 boys. My oldest Son is Caleb. He’s 15
years old and my fitness nut. My second oldest is Noah. He’s 13
and loves playing music. He’s currently on two worship band
frontlines. My third oldest is Eli. We call him “The Tank” because
he literally will knock you over when he hugs you. My fourth
oldest is Israel.
My 7 Year old. This dude loves Jesus and talks about Him
constantly. My 5 year old is Isaac. Woah. This is a lively one. He
loves making up his own worship songs every day. I think the last
one went something like… “Jesus is my foot and my hand.” or
something like that. And then there is the reason why I am so
blessed with this motly crew… my Mandi. I married my first
girlfriend. We were so young and God has blessed us now going on
16 years in Feb. I’m so proud of them and especially their love
for the Lord.
I had to introduce you to my crew so you’d understand how absurd
this dream was.
See Mandi and I have decided that unless by a divine intervention
we are done having children! However, I found myself dreaming of
Mandi giving birth again. Now, let me take a second and tell you
that I immediately started pleading with God that I love my
children but I hoped this dream wasn’t prophetic about having more
children! I woke up laughing and saying “God, we need to talk
about this one, ha!” He softly assured me it wasn’t about having
more children but rather that it was a prophetic dream.
Don’t get ahead of me you see’ers and dream interpreters. Let me
tell the story. This isn’t your typical “Your giving birth to your
dreams” message. That much I can tell you right now. Just keep
So the story goes like this….Mandi was laying on the hospital bed.
She has been there a day or two in labor. She mentioned to the
nurse that “It would soon be time, the baby was coming” and the
nurse replied with “Are you sure?” Then, after Mandi glared back
at her, she said “Okay, I’ll get the doc.” The nurse left the room
and Mandi began telling me to “Get someone in here right now, the
baby is coming!”
As it pertains to our history with these things, she always knew
right before it was about to happen so I stood up to get the
doctors and wham! There was the baby laying on the bed. One push…
one whimpered, grit teeth under the breath scream from Mandi and
there He was! Supernatural birth compared to the hours of labor
and pushing that we had with our other children.
As amazing as that is and as much as that right there could speak
to us, that isn’t even where it begins to get wild. Keep reading…
There was barely any blood and my newly born son laid on the end
of the bed smiling and crying just enough to know everything was
normal. I ran out of the room to get the doctors and passed nurses
as they said to Mandi “Hey, you weren’t kidding were you!” with
slight smirks of “We thought you were exaggerating” undertones in
Now here’s the crazy part…
When I came back in the room, to my surprise the newborn was
laying on His side next to my 3 year old as if he was just hanging
out. AND HE WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF MY 3 YEAR OLD. “Uh”… I said.
Thats a big baby! The doctor said “No ones gonna’ believe this!”
He was rather shocked and amazed, even wide eyed as he stared. Who
could blame him? I was staring and in the same shock.
What’s more, is the newborn was full clothed with jean shorts,
tank top and flip flops and said “Dad lets go!” Yeah. This is
where I awoke laughing,still in-between the a state of reality and
dream (alpha state I believe its called).
Okay to the points:
1. There are some of you who think you’re done birthing things and
YOUR NOT. God has something still even greater than before for you
to release into this earth and leave a Godly legacy of MAKING
2. Other people may not understand or take you serious when you
talk about knowing that something is about to birth from your
life. No one knows where your at in the birth process, like the
one giving birth. Don’t mind, judge or let influence you, those
ney sayers who keep telling you its not your time. Forgive them,
for they know not what they do. You are in the birth process, not
them. Have grace with their ignorance because of that.
3. What you are birthing now is worth the struggle of culturing
whats inside you to grow. and all of this time you’ve been in
waiting, you have been in a baby growing process..not delay!
4. Although, growing that inner man has been wearing at times; the
point in which what has been nurtured internally, becomes a
visible manifestation, and will supernaturally be accelerated.
That is, your one push away from birth.
5. THE PROMISE IS BIGGER THAN YOU THINK, AND WILL SHOCK EVERYONE.
God sized destinies, promises, purposes, callings, gifting, and
anointing are GOD SIZED not man sized. The world will see that the
things birthed in this season of our lives are so GOD SIZED that
only HE can get the glory. The manifestation of your promise, and
fulfillment of your purpose will be so big they wont even consider
that you could receive glory from it for it’s TOTALY SUPER –
NATURAL, but they will thank you for your obedience.
6. What you are birthing is that of a quick work in the kingdom.
It wont take the typical time needed to mature. It will be
accelerated. That is why the waiting time has occurred in your
life. It is so your maturity can be cultured to steward a mature
promise. What you are birthing will have the stability, balance,
and qualities of that which would typically take years and it will
stand on its own. The impact you are about to make in the kingdom
and the world alike may come as a surprise. You may have thought
it was over for you, but the best is yet to come.
God still has a work for you in this earth. Whatever it is… be it
a ministry, a book, a blog, a song, boldness in witnessing,
preaching, teaching, prophesying, edifying, evangelizing, working
of miracles and gifts of hearings… what ever it is that is being
birthed in your life to impact the earth will come now in a
I PRAY YOU GET A KICK OUT OF THIS – Your baby is still in there
just growing and growing, getting ready to impact the world.
Don’t rely on men to tell you when its your time. That’s no better
than asking a priest to forgive your sins instead of God. You have
the clock within you. Rely on God, and when its time, get ready to
see supernatural SIZED manifestations, with GODSPEED, ACCELERATION
OF MATURITY & STABILITY, and EASE. Get ready! You’re one push
away! Keep feeding that inner man, and ready yourself to steward
what God is birthing in you!
I Bless You in the Name of Jesus! Thomas & Mandi + 6 Awesome Boys
With Permission thomasgriffin.org